i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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