quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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