i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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