i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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