dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Randomize
