have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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