I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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