Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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