Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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