Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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