no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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