You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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