Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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