It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
two words...techno handjob
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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