afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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