my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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