I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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