i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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