i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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