Kiss
Puke
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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