: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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