Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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