You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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