I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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