He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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