I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
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