This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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