Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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