so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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