You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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