No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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