It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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