Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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