i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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