I have demons in me.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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