then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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