I'm lost and stupid without you.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
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