Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
wow bdsm is so cute
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