Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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