You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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