the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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