woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
