i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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