I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Randomize
