Did you just see the Batmobile???
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
i believe in u and ur pee
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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