Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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