I think scott just propositioned me for sex
This is not my ceiling
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Randomize
