just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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