You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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