I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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